Wednesday, March 04, 2020

All New Death Virus 2020


There has been plenty of hype regarding the novel coronavirus that causes covid-19 in all the local and national news. I work in the food distribution industry and we’ve been feeling the effects of a panicked population buying absolutely everything in every grocery store in our region. It’s similar to when a snowstorm hits Portland or Seattle – all stores will post record sales for the day and clear their vendors out of every single product and then the vendors are left scrambling to replenish the inventory, which usually comes from far away and takes half a week to get here. At this point, customers are over-stocked in their pantries and then sales will be in a slump, so the net effect on bottom-line dollars for stores is nil, but nil with a good dose of panic-scramble built in. I heard another sales rep in the office talking with a customer about Jared Diamond’s Collapse book, wherein he writes about how our food distribution system would likely fail in the event of a prolonged disaster since we all depend on a fragile chain of hand-offs, from the point of production (Mexico, Peru, Argentina, California, Texas) consolidated at multiple pickup points, moved by truckers (who may or may not quit at anytime and go to any other company that offers more $$) and then finally it’s all dependent on oil and gas to fuel the whole operation. If any one of those links goes down… there will be delays. If your consolidation warehouse in L.A. accidentally loses your pallet of ginger, turmeric and cherimoya, you’re SOL. Cucumbers, celery, cauliflower – these all sound like mundane vegetables, but are among the most volatile produce commodities, ‘cuz they’re staples and sometimes, farms run out of their crop sooner than planned. Can you imagine planning in Septmber for how much cauliflower, cucumbers and celery you'll need in March? No one really knows, ever.  You can’t put those things in cold storage a month ahead of time like apples, potatoes, onions and yams. Cucumbers might be $16 wholesale last week but they’re $59 this week. Customers almost don’t care, at least not in the Northwest, ‘cuz they don’t even look at the price most times – they need cauliflower for that recipe, whoops, it’s $5.99 right now, still need it. Imagine if beer was $8.99 one week and $15.99 the next – there might be riots.
I guess the moral of the story is that sickness, panic and chaos is good for business. Never mind the human toll. Steinbeck’s East of Eden touches on this, when the character Cal goes into business with Will Hamilton and they have a farmer plant acres and acres of beans in the year leading up to World War I, anticipating the food shortages since war is imminent. The financiers also lock in a low price of 2.5 cents per lb to the farmer – at the time, it sounds like a better-than-market price, but as this thread in the story plays out, we find out that they export the beans at 12 cents per lb to Britain after the War starts, making a killing. Do you wonder if there are people making similar wagers during our time of uncertainty in the early 21st century? I wonder what bets they are placing.
I’m one of the privileged – my pantry is stocked, we have enough vitamin C, elderberry and zinc lozenges and could probably feed the family on rice, beans and canned tomatoes for a few weeks if not a month. Beyond that, we’d be forced to fish the local waters and scavenge dandelion greens while we wait for our yard garden to grown some food. I hope it doesn’t come to that.
I made this happy little song last night: Deth Virus

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