Blogging is an interesting place to be. I haven't really taken the time to disperse my thoughts online for awhile, so here goes:
THE END IS NEAR - REPENT!
Throw all your worldly rags in a big bag and light them on fire!Break loose from your self-imposed chains! Shake your ass to a new groove and bust a move! Wrap your boss in plastic and UPS' him to Chicago! End only yellow-colored foods, read only historical non-fiction, exercise three times a week, for the end is near!
There. That feels better.